THREE

Why do teenage girls find comfort in self destruction? What is so appealing? Why do you make a conscious decision, every day, to exploit your diagnosis on the internet?  Why do we compete to be the worst… to be the best?

TWO

If I ever do get a tattoo, it will definitely be something mathematical. Something to do with an irrational number or fractals or an old mathematician. Imagine Phi on the back of my neck! Sick!

 

Another thing I can ask for as a holiday gift:

Gas moneys!

I drove a girl to the train today to visit a friend.  Her mother called later.  Turns out she was running away from home.  Another missing child report filed!  Another friend felt cheated.

I was allowed to go to Art Club meeting tonight, but I left early.  There was a nude model and I’m too immature for that.  I would have laughed and just drawn big titties on my paper.